If you were a type of cheese what would you be?

Anonymous
What kind of a question is that? Really I give you one of the greatest minds in Equestria and you lot waist your questions. I told John that this blog would be a waist of time, go back to my 243 different types of tobacco ash. And the answer to that question would obviously be barkham blue. Now get out.
Sherlock Hooves if you were a character on Avatar: The Last Airbender, who would you be?
Well if I had to be on the show, I would be a fire bender. They are quite formidable.
What is that white thing between your legs in your profile pic?

Anonymous
What… you mean the back of my thigh?
If you could have a giant robot, what would it look like?

Anonymous
Sherlock Hooves, why are you so smecksy?

Anonymous
Sweet Celestia, what is it like inside your funny little brains? It must be so boring.